Would you rather???

I've got the ultimate would you rather test. Read on if you dare... but i must warn you that once you read these epic would you rather's, you must answer. You cannot back out, no matter how awful the choices.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. wear only  clothes that are made out of Nilla wafers?

or

2. whenever you speak to someone you must first address yourself as Dope Zebra?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. be Rhett?

or

2. be Link?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. listen to Rhett an Link music videos?

or

2. listen/watch GMM?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. have your hair go up?

or

2. have your hair go down?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. appear on an episode of GMM?

or

2. appear in a Rhett and Link music video?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. be inside the bacon robot?

or

2. be inside the dope zebra?

What would you rather do? Please comment your answer by simply writing the number of your choice in order of the questions. ;)