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So here goes rap number 1!

Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!

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I'm probably about to really embarrass myself, but here goes....

Now when it comes to rap,
it's as if I have no map
It makes me feel so lost,
but no matter the cost
These girls are my clan,
so I've come up with a plan

I'm not here to tear you down,
you do that on your own
I'm just here to rap it up,
Without the sound of drone

This mells vs the fe-mells thing,
has really sprouted wings
It makes us rap in crazy words,
that hardly mean a thing

My rhymes they may not make much sense
but that don't mean that I am dense,
To rhyme you have to be word wise
and of this thing I speak no lies!
So I'm reading your little rap jokes while sippin a coke, somethings you said almost made me choke,
You say we put ourselves down to the ground, scratch that, we are already started to drown,
So know we are gonna rap like clowns, and we are gonna shake the town!
So get ready to get down with this rappin' sound!
Rhett&Link said my raps aren't that great,
and that is something I can't debate.
When I think about it, my raps really died,
but seriously though, at least I tried!

Really friends, this is all in good fun,
does it really matter which of us won?
We all can live in peace, I think,
'cuz we're all here for Rhett&Link!

Fe-mells and mells, we're all friends.
So listen now, to the message I send!
Fightin' to win has been quite a chore,
so I suggest this be a peaceful war.


Peace out =)
This here Kommunity beat,
It's like a brand new ritual,
And it's a challenge to meet,
'Cause rhymin' ain't habitual.

Props to 'Baz and the 'Squatch,
For vocalizin' a try.
Last Kast was fun to watch,
And GuitarMan was fly.

We know to rap it right,
We gotta get in the groove.
So if our verse is tight,
We won't have nothin' to prove.

Some past battle verses
Ain't exactly too 'priestly'
But there've been no curses,
We're just bein' ...beastly.

:)
Seriously Cara? Yes it matters who wins! Us men aren't gonna give in! We are gonna fight like Qui Gon Jiin,
I can't live in peace if this were diseased, to say the least, I am gonna rap like a mythical beast!

You gals rapped all that you could, some of you quit like I said you would! But keep on rappin' cause you know you should,
So if you see a rhyme that's tight stick your hands in the air and wave em all night!
Chant with me now as we sing that Chia Chia Chia thing!
So Rhett and Link, who do you think you are? Putting us down and our rhymes in a jar? It's not like you can play the guitar!

Rhett and Link, what do you think you are doing? Putting our Raps in the sink! OK, they did stink! But that's alright!

Rhett and Link, So we weren't wearin' pink when we rapped, oh, you didn't attack that, so listen to this rap, cause it mentions a cat,

Rhett and Link, you started missin' our dissin' of each other, well listen brothers cause we are here to smother! Each other..........

Sorry I had to rhyme that, someone asked me too!
Okay maybe it matters a little who won the this,
And yeah the Mells raps weren't perfect bliss...
but don't get mad at R&L with this.
they're just sayin' how it really is...

The Femells had a real good run...
That's probably why we won.
Rhett and Link were just havin' some fun.
with the rhymes you dealt out, Now I'm done...

Okay maybe not...
The mells tongues were in a knot.
a little out there and distraught.
but this ain't all I got ;)

Yeah: We're ahead a little bit.
but there's no need to throw a fit.
Just try not to call it quits.
and yeah...that's really it.


A rap inspired by awesome....
-Aly and Cate
OK Aly and Cate, at least you replied that's great, yeah my rhymes aren't bliss but I don't worry about this,
Round one goes to you, but this here is round two, don't start welling up in tears, yeah, I see your fear,

I'll admit defeat but only when I'm beat, I'm not gonna cheat, and you won't see me writing this on a practice sheet!
What Rhett said I bet was right, no my raps aren't tight but that's alright with me, can't you see?

I'm throwing my rhymes for free, and it stings like a European honey bee! What is it? Three gals against me?
I'm gonna say my raps with class and it's going to break some glass, what's that? You are gonna pass?

You don't gotta lay any slack! We Mells are waiting for your attacks! Unless you have decided to pack!
Jack, no need to be dissin' Rhett&Link.
They were just voicing what they think.
R&L were just having some fun,
so chill out now, everyone!

After all, they are the masters:
Cheese Rap, Unicorn, and the TurboTaxers.
They are the best in this situation,
we watch their raps for inspiration!

So come on ya'll, keep this battle kind.
All of our raps really shined!
I must be a glutton
For some punishment,
Adding one more rhyme
To this here silly thread.

Last night on the Live Kast
The rap battle was revealed
Fe-mells verses Mells,
In our joy we all squealed!

Rhett and Link took turns
Rappin’ off our rhymes
But lo and behold,
It just wasn’t our time!

One by one our rhymes bombed
It was a very sad fact
The landfill called,
They want our smelly rhymes back!

The raps that we wrote,
Sounded good in our heads.
But we all got dissed
By Rhett and Link instead!

Yes my skin is white,
But I thought I could rap
Fueled by Iowa corn,
Turns out I wrote crap!

Lesson learned fellow beasts,
This debate is concluded
Fe-mells verses Mells?
We were all diluted!

I applaud all your raps,
But our efforts were squashed.
The real kings of rap
Are Chahbaz and Chia-Squatch!
don't hate the playa...hate the game.
you know you're bad when you make ME look lame.

ooooooooo

Jack Stevenson The RowelPyranto said:
So Rhett and Link, who do you think you are? Putting us down and our rhymes in a jar? It's not like you can play the guitar!

Rhett and Link, what do you think you are doing? Putting our Raps in the sink! OK, they did stink! But that's alright!

Rhett and Link, So we weren't wearin' pink when we rapped, oh, you didn't attack that, so listen to this rap, cause it mentions a cat,

Rhett and Link, you started missin' our dissin' of each other, well listen brothers cause we are here to smother! Each other..........

Sorry I had to rhyme that, someone asked me too!
Well Rhett and Link were just having fun, I was too so that discussion is done! Now I'm gonna load my rappin' gun!
MissEc, are you crazy? You Fe-mells go get lazy! Now I'm gonna tell you today, yeah these rhymes are all in friendly play!

Now Link Rhymin in pink, you were the one to say I stink, but you see, I agreed, and I wasn't hatin' the playa, I just didn't like what he said about me, you see my rhymes are free and easy to read,

Now the nice guy I am, I will invite you for tea, with those sugar cubes you want 2 or 3? Now please reply to me!
Just remember, don't be hatin' on these raps I release!

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