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Fe-mells VS Mells Rap battle!
So here goes rap number 1!
Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!
Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!
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Permalink Reply by Justin Henry (Hilarimoose) on
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So Carabarracuda thinks her rhymes are so tight?
Well, I'm not letting my mells go down without a fight.
The higher species, as the mells are often called,
Don't respond so well with their backs against the wall.
This rapping battle is a silly game,
Started by a mell and Jack was his name.
But the bottom line is, if you'd've thought it first,
You would think our idea was totally the worst.
So its JACK FOR THE WIN for picking this battle,
And the rest of us can follow him around like cattle.
But the fact of the matter is that men dont play around,
So just run and hide from the battle that we've found.
You know you can't contend with my high vocabulary,
So don't worry about calling the e-constabulary.
My verbage is such that you can't comprehend,
So just run and hide is what I would recommend. -
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Permalink Reply by Emily Collins (The Dark Horse) on
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Oh Justin, what do ya think you're doin'?
You keep postin' these rhymes, thinkin' that you're brewin'
Somethin' tight, somethin' alright, well you ain't got a clue.
You're barely makin' do
Don't touch the princesses of rap,
You're just fallin' into our trap
I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.
If you wanna battle me again, come on and holler,
'Cos I'll be here, same time, same channel
Just be sure to study like a scholar.
PEACE. -
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Permalink Reply by John Stratman (Stratmaster J) on
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I don't think ill stand a chance in this battle
but rappin's easier than raisin' cattle
i live in the land of cows and cheese
but winnin' this battle won't be a breeze
I don't really care who wins
now my rap is wearing thin -
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Permalink Reply by Tammy (Landshark) on
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Well I've been meanin' to weigh in
on this here epic debate.
Seen a lot of dissin', name-callin',
even borderline hate!
I got respect for you Mells,
yeah I even married one.
But when I'm finished rappin' yo,
you gonna be done!
Let me start by remindin' you Mells
Fe-Mells were here first.
It was nice of you to start a Mells group,
But it wasn't a creative burst.
Something's not adding up,
There's something missing here.
Where is your street cred Mells?
You don't even got Miss Locklear!
That's right Jack and Justin,
I went ahead and said it!
Checked your profile pages,
Locklear's DVD -- what, did you forget it?
"Oh it's in the mail!"
"I ordered it last week!"
I'm not buying it Mells,
Your excuses are weak!
Us rappin'Fe-Mells
See, we support Rhett and Link!
As for you rappin' Mells,
Y'all know you stink!
So if you wanna watch Miss Locklear,
Come on over Mells, we'll share
We'll even cook you a nice dinner,
How you like your steak, rare?
You heard? -
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Permalink Reply by Jack Stevenson The RowelPyranto on
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The thing I begin to see, is that Fee's enjoy dissin' me, now listen guys, don't let your pride fly, it's all fun and games no reason to be ashamed, this is all great and the best way to communicate! Now listen fee's cause you gotta see, the smell we release is that of a mythical beast! I gotta thank you justin for all that rap dustin' you did while I was gone, so peeps, listen on! You think you're all so great? Well, you're right with that, but I am and back, Cara that was a fairly nice rap, Catie you little lady, you talkin' smack that;s gonna fire back, Justin's beast may not be real, but take a feast to this girl, that's the whole mythical deal!Now I'm gonna go ahead and say, all of s rapper wanna be's are doin' GREAT, thank you lynn for the KBE, that wasn't what I was trying to be, but hey, we aren't afraid! Realize that the GUYS always seem to lead the way? Yeah I agree, ladies go first with everything, that includes jail! Now outta courtesy, little miss tess that cake you wanna eat, consider this the nice side of a guy and a dude, I'm gonna give it to you! Now miss EC I gotta respect, but this little thing I recollect! God made Adam and Eve! Adam a mell, Eve wasn't one of these! She implied that guys can't cook, in most cases sayin other wise would make me a crook! I don't know how long this rap took but hey, it's all ok, now gals I gotta reply! this is something that doesn't fly, but that's all right. I dare you to something new, I've seen and heard every word, some nice some otherwise. So here I go suggesten this! Let's each one of us do a rap without one diss! Think about this, Things I sayin ain't NO hatin' but a little debatin', I am just defendin' the men! So I end this rap with one tap, will the ladies do that? Instead of a diss let's all just do this, we all say something nice about our "enemy," can't you see? I'm just Oh so friendly!
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Permalink Reply by Teresa U - Twin Phoenix - TnT on
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Mells are good, mells are great.
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?
That's all I got, yo. -
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Permalink Reply by Keaton Simpson (Solar Bird) on
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XD good one
Teresa U - Twin Phoenix - TnT said:Mells are good, mells are great.
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?
That's all I got, yo. -
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Permalink Reply by Cara Canelli (CaraBarracuda) on
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"A fairly nice rap"?
My rap was so much more than that!
Oh come on, Jack.
You best be steppin' back!
All you mells need to come out of the fog,
ya'll tryin' to act like your Snoop Dogg!
Your raps are just a'ight,
they're really not that tight!
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Nice suggestion Jack,
I gotta respect that.
Keeping the Kommunity friendly,
Well that is more than trendy.
But the thing you see,
That rappin' means to me
Is throwing a dis' in
It's just a suggestion.
Yo Jack you keep bringin' up Eve
As the she wasn't the first
But remember Mells,
Who gave you some birth?
That's right it's your Momma!
Not trying to start drama!
I'm just saying remember well,
You came from a Fe-mell.
Word to your mother! -
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I do indeed like my steak rare, you know I love it pink,
but when it comes to your all's little raps you know it really stinks.
Your rhymes are so soft I've made a coat that's made of mink,
but you know you're in the loser jail, that's another name for clink.
This rap battle has gone too far so now I'm gonna end it,
You fem's have just gone quite too far, you think we're gonna quit?
You say we men have no brains or at least no sense to speak of,
but our war here is enshrined with love,
so don't think that you all have won this battle as of yet,
Our malish pride had all but died but this has caused a reset
To our Manly synapses which fire with precision,
we will make you rapidly regret the haste of your decision.
You ladies are on top for now, but this rap battle is won,
by the gentlemen who feel that they are really number one. -
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Permalink Reply by Aly And Cate (Two headed AlyCat) on
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I'm not much of a rapper anyways...but here we go!
You know this whole things pretty close,
but I think everyone knows,
The medicine fe-mells put out have got a higher dose.
And we will keep all you mells on your hairy toes.
And before you start to doze off.
First let me close off,
by saying "Sorry Mells, but the Fe-mells got it going on, and you're the ones to scoff?" -
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