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Fe-mells VS Mells Rap battle!
So here goes rap number 1!
Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!
Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!
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Permalink Reply by Mel (Salerbatis) on
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This battle's confusing
I can't tell who is losing
Can't say who I favor to win
I see both sides
throwing out phat rhymes
that make Biggie Smalls look thin
You can rap all you want in this Times-Roman font
From sun-up til it goes down again
Layin virtual beats like good Mythical Beasts
brought together by two musical men
But I won't choose a side
in this staccato word "fight"
'cos it's all friendly and in the end
I'm both a Mel and a chick
so don't make me pick
I'm torn; think I'll just watch Ms. Locklear again.
Salerbatis out. -
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Permalink Reply by Miriam Brady on
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Yo Yo!
I come from a land that is "down under"
I hope my first eva rap aint no blunder
This comp is fierce and the fe-mells will win
and I aint lyin, cos thats a sin.
I come from a land that' has a flightless bird
and we wont let the Mells have the very last word.
The Mells might as well jus do what they oughta
and thats admit defeat cos the fe-mells have it sorted. -
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Permalink Reply by Teresa U - Twin Phoenix - TnT on
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You mells, you mells… you think you got it goin on? Well listen to this little rap song. The fe-mells, we rock, we make up most-o’ the Kommunity. We supportin Rhett and Link like Mr. T on the A-team. You best betta learn not to step to a sistah—cuz if you do, you know you gonna get dissed. UH!
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:) This is such an entertaining thread...I'm enjoying everyone's raps so much it would be impossible to choose!
Catie a Twin Leprechaun said:That was so awesome!!!
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Permalink Reply by Justin Henry (Hilarimoose) on
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Now ladies (yeah?), ladies (yeah?) why you gotta be acting crazy.
The mells on this board are stacked,
And your rhymes? Yeah those are wack.
So you say that you wanna battle on this board?
Well keep on going but you're just gonna get ignored.
If I were a fe-, I'd wanna be like me
And bust out my rhymes, beat you a million times.
You think you're gonna win, but there aint no way.
The men gonna represent and make you pay.
So where's the comeback boo? I'll just be waiting on you,
To come up with a rebuttal, aint no point in being subtle.
You gals can just bring it on, for now I'll end my song. -
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Girl, you think you're getting crazy? You think you're being cute?
I know you got no chance so I'm giving you the boot.
My rhymes are so dope, and my lyrics are so phat,
You think that you can top me? Good luck, Catie, with all that.
I know you think you're comebacks are real good, may sound tight,
But I'm gonna win this rap battle and end it on this night.
You can't hang here right with me in this rap battle game,
So you oughta ask Rhett or Link and they'll tell you the same.
I'm not attacking you girl, but you were the first comeback,
So since you thought you'd be real smart I'll hit you with some smack.
A twin leprechaun? Come on, now you're kidding me?
That beast is not as mythical as you may think...
The leprechaun McHenry was the firstborn of its kind,
But his brother McJustinio was not that far behind.
This rap battle is far from over so you listen, dear,
I'll keep coming back and rapping this until you know your fear.
Your curves may keep us occupied until we see the truth,
Which is that the way you rap at us is really quite uncouth.
Don't worry that I beat you for the night or for today,
Cause I know a smart response from you is quickly on the way.
So bring your rap on back but you better listen, cuz,
The attack you think's so fly ain't earning you no love. -
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Permalink Reply by Cara Canelli (CaraBarracuda) on
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You mells can try to make a come-back,
but we've been fierce with our attacks!
Us fe-mells are high on the score board,
and yo silly comebacks make me wanna snore!
We been giving these raps a lot of our time,
and all you mells can come up with are silly rhymes!
And I know what you've been thinkin':
"Dang! These ladies are winnin'! -
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Now Cara, and you, Catie, I don't mean to cause offense,
But the rhymes you're spitting back at me just don't make any sense,
You say that you have won the battle, gangsta you may be,
But you don't have any silly reason yet to mess with me.
Your partners may just think you're right, but, mells, we think you're wrong,
So sit right there and take account of my brand new rap song.
You say that I can't spit a rhyme, but honestly I'm winning,
You're responses give me all the ammo to kill you without sinning.
You think that mells are oh so late,whatever task we choose,
But at least we we don't spend a half an hour picking out our shoes.
You think you dominate this game, but I've got spades in suit,
Since Adam, he came first, and then Eve, she stole the fruit.
And mow the lawn? I pay for that with my hardworking checks,
So your point shows us that man indeed is much the greater sex.
You call us hairy, think that's scary, but you oughta think,
We realize your girliness is prettier in pink.
So though we love our ladies, girlfriends and our loving wives,
Don't think we cower down in fear, so now you recognize.
Our manhood may be built by some into a false facade,
But womanhood is second cause you were so built by God.
No I'm not being sexist, I think women are amazing,
You really do upstage us in rap battles WE were staging.
But don't be sad because I speak truth from my sad heart,
You think that boys are gross, but truth is girls, they even fart.
You'll call me crude, you'll call me vile, but that don't bother me,
Even a simpleton could holler back and that would make you see...
I'm being honest with you gals, and it is a guarantee,
This rap battle is over since you tangled up with me. -
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Permalink Reply by Lynn (Mama Bear) on
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***We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this important message***
Dudes, you have done it again! This is clearly a fan-initiated KBE! So, I'm moving this over there to be with the others! Way to go! -
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Staring at shoes? Dressing in pink?
Now really Justin, you've made me think.
I'm most definitely not your average 12 year old girl.
No frilly dresses or long pretty curls.
We fe-mells been workin' hard to get these raps out,
and really now, there's no need to shout!
Ya'll may be tryin' to bring your score up,
but seriously mells, that is enough!
We know that we ladies will indeed prevail,
because ya'll are just simply MALE.....
*ahem* MELL. -
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Cara, you might not sound all "girly" but you better listen here,
you can talk smack in the chat, but you better watch your rear,
Cause I'm coming down with another gangsta rap,
and its totally gonna rock like amber made from sap.
The rhymes that I make may sound a tad derogatory,
but they tell you a bit of my allegory.
Girls, you're not that bad, when it comes to the rap game,
But I'm just firing back so you know that your rap is lame.
C'mon now, you've turned this to a K-B-E,
And I'd like to 'pologize but I'm so sorry,
Because its not gonna happen, you know that thing 'bout Eve?
And I've got just a few more silly rapping cards up my sleeve.
You girls you think you're funny, you think you make a joke,
but you're up a creek without a paddle, you're just blowing smoke.
You got nothing to say 'cause the mells we rock your world,
But we don't expect you to understand because you're silly girls.
This rap battle might well be on the R-L Kast tonight,
but you girls should take some notice and retreat without a fight.
It's on here like some donkey kong and now you've guaranteed it,
When R&L find out about this post you'll wish you'd never seen it. -
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Justin, maybe yours raps are more than a'ight,
but fe-mells' raps are truly tight!
You say that I should watch my rear,
but seriously dude, I have no fear!
You been using them big words,
but your rhymes are just absurd!
All your talk about about being the best,
but we fe-mells are better than the rest!
We fe-mells plan on fighting 'til the end,
so don't you try to stop us, my friend! -
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