Ducks or horses?

Would you rather get attacked by 50 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

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Permalink Reply by Lysh Fish on April 20, 2012 at 10:56pm

I can't believe no one's answered this yet. It's a good question! I would go with the 50 duck-sized horses, mostly because that sounds adorable even though they're attacking me.

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Permalink Reply by Anthony Coppi on April 25, 2012 at 7:41pm

Well this is a very serious question and deserves a serious question. Ducks can be very mean when agitated and they tend to bite when angered. So having 1 duck the size of a horse could possibly turn ugly very quickly. On the other hand 50 duck sized horses could also turn ugly. But if they are the size of a duck would they not be defined as miniature horses? I beleieve that horses would be the lesser of two evils here.

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Permalink Reply by Brian DeSimone on May 1, 2012 at 2:16pm

Can ducks with the heads of horses be allowed? Why not both? It's certainly very mythicalesque to have such a creature.

Buuuuuuuut, in all seriousness (since this is a serious question): I'd say ducks. Their poop is less intense.