#2 How come nobody knows how much a wood chuck could chuck if he could chuck wood

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Permalink Reply by Cee ( The Platysombat) on December 10, 2010 at 8:08am

Obviously Wood Chuck are very sneaky clandestine mammals.....Wood can only be chucked in private and sold by black market.   If they openly chucked wood all mammals would get in on the business and the Wood Chuck would go flat broke , left to  file for Bankruptcy.........     Poor Poor WoodChucks

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Permalink Reply by Briana Davis( Jagirock) on December 11, 2010 at 7:41pm

*snorts and laughs* XD

Cee ( The Platysombat) said:

Obviously Wood Chuck are very sneaky clandestine mammals.....Wood can only be chucked in private and sold by black market.   If they openly chucked wood all mammals would get in on the business and the Wood Chuck would go flat broke , left to  file for Bankruptcy.........     Poor Poor WoodChucks

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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on December 12, 2010 at 12:27am

Using the formula: (W / I) * C 

 

W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 84 as agreed in many scientific circles. 

 

I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with zero (0) equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation.

 

C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word "chuck" is mandatory. It is well known that Chuck Norris is 1.5 harder than any substance known to man, and since this is a hard problem we will use the full force of Chuck.

 

Consequently, the answer of this age-old question is proven as (84/2) * 1.5 = 55.5 units of wood in the average chucking.

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Permalink Reply by Cee ( The Platysombat) on December 12, 2010 at 1:32am

I got a  good chuckle out of this one  (Bravo  Gumbo   Bravo)  applauds and smiles

Gumbo123 said:

Using the formula: (W / I) * C 

 

W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 84 as agreed in many scientific circles. 

 

I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with zero (0) equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation.

 

C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word "chuck" is mandatory. It is well known that Chuck Norris is 1.5 harder than any substance known to man, and since this is a hard problem we will use the full force of Chuck.

 

Consequently, the answer of this age-old question is proven as (84/2) * 1.5 = 55.5 units of wood in the average chucking.

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