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Happy Land -- The World's Favorite Amusement Park
Come one, come all! Come visit the spectacular "Happy Land," where there is a 99.9999999% chance you'll die today! Come ride our haunted house, there could be a real chainsaw. Try out our free-fall ride, when everyone else goes down, your seat belt malfunctions and you are shot 40 mph into the sky (50% your parachute will fail). Buy tickets today. Admission $15 for all.
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Comment by Elizabeth (Flying Monkey) on March 24, 2014 at 9:34pm
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Sorry, but it's actually 99.9999999% chance that you won't die. Otherwise everyone except one person would die.
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K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on March 24, 2014 at 10:59am -
Happy Land sounds pretty exciting to me . . . but only $14.95 would get me into the all new and improved dual phase Rabbit-Lightning-Land where nobody has ever died (yet), even playing the lightning pee game . . . and I get to take home a komodo dragon if I can catch him and ride him . . . and they have corn dogs (although they might be rabbit corn dogs, I'm not sure)
Note: avoid the rabbit ceviche at all costs
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