Internetional Rhett Day!

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Comment by Sara (Squinchilla) on October 13, 2010 at 4:32am

"I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!"

"We are human now!"

Clementine: You're not a stalker or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

"Hello. I am Andy. And I would like to tank you for coming to my movie... I wish it was better, you know... ...but it is so stupid! It's terrible. I do not even like it. All of the most important tings in my life...are changed around and mixed up...for dramatic purposes. So...I decided to cut out all of the bologna. Now the movie is much shorter. In fact, this is the end of the movie. Tank you veddy much. I am not fooling. Goodbye. Go."

Comment by ✞JeanWifeMoMhorphin✞ on October 13, 2010 at 1:53am

Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

Stanley: [to bank manager] - Back off monkey-boy, or I'll tell your daddy you're running this place like you're own personal piggie-bank or maybe I should call the IRS and arrange a little vacation for you at club FED

hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the
Beatles.

That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!!

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

Max: My teacher tells me the real beauty is on the inside. That's just something ugly people say.

Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.

Comment by Mack (Alrokabeesk) on October 11, 2010 at 8:10pm

It looks so nice out there.

Comment by Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) on October 11, 2010 at 7:17pm

Do bible passages count?!

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

It's so amazing!

Comment by Sara (Squinchilla) on October 11, 2010 at 6:57pm

My all-time favorite quote is "Life's like a movie; write your own ending." ~ Kermit the Frog

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on October 11, 2010 at 6:28pm

i know that i'm not TARA, and you didn't ask me, but here's one of my favorite all-time quotes:

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits."
~ Satchel Paige (1906 - 1982)

Comment by Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) on October 11, 2010 at 5:59pm

Meh, Columbus was a meanie anyway. Can't wait to see your new glasses! I bet they're HAWT! ;)

Comment by Caroline (Squidapus) on October 11, 2010 at 5:00pm

Happy Internetional Rhett McLaughlin Day! :)