WTF shoes?

I didnt post yesterday because you would have been bored to death, because I only went shopping, and it would have gone along the lines of 'I tried on a lot of clothes...'.

Anyway I did get a pair of shoes on recommendation from my friends and I brought them home (they were only like 15 euros so not much) and I tried them on there to show my mum, as you do, and I am quite tall for my age, I'm 1m 84 or something, and for you people who dont use meters as I do, Im about 5ft 11inches, and with these shoes on I towered over everyone in my family, so I realised I would have to return them if I didnt want to look like a BFG. I went back to the shop today, and I was standing in the que when I tried to plan what I was going to say... I didnt know the german for 'can I return these I look like a giant in them' I started to panic, I get there and the woman looks at me expectantly so I dump the shoes and the receipt on the table and ask the question I seldom use 'sprechen sie english?' (do you speak english?) and she gave me a blank look and simply said 'Nein' (no), I made a fool of myself trying to explain it, I suddenly couldnt remember any  german at all, so I tried to mime it, and at the end of my impressive miming session, the woman turns around gets her college and she turns around and starts speaking english to me, wtf??? All this over a pair of shoes? and she just watched me mime it?

Well anyway, these shoes were meant to be for Friday night (see another blog), I dont know yet if we will even be going yet, but I have my hair dyed, I have everything ready, I just need to go ahead, but then I am sure Karma will strike for something, maybe when I made that woman drop her shopping because I fell off my bike? But I am sure karma will strike and something will go wrong, maybe my train will crash, or the 18yr old will be struck by the Asian Flu?

Talk to you tomorrow if anything good happens ^_^

Lisa (Lypana)