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The Washington Post has a weekly contest called the Style Invitational. One contest asked readers to submit "instructions" for something (anything), but written in the style of a famous person. The popular winning entry was "The Hokey Pokey (as written by William Shakespeare)" by Jeff Brechlin of Potomac Falls, VA and submitted by Katherine St. John.
O proud left foot that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence then thou the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl;
To spin!
A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke -- the Poke --
Banish thou doubt.
Verily, I say, 'tis what is all about.
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