We Need A Rhett and Link Cereal!

So my son and I were walking down the cereal aisle at Walmart looking for some sugary substance to make our mornings more meaningful.  Suddenly it hit us!  There is definitely a need in the market for a Rhett and Link cereal!  We're trying to come up with a name and advertising campaign, so I'm reaching out to the mythical community and asking you: "What would be the greatest name for a R and L Cereal line - and what would your jingle be?   My son came up with one name: "Mythical Beasties".  I don't know....

So knowing how incredibly creative you all are - go for it.  Design cereal boxes, compose jingles, film a commercial!  We have a real money maker here! Let's unite and create the best mythical cereal ever!!