The way of the turtle

How Does One Turtle?

       Before i answer that you must know what it means to turtle, a turtle is a being of true mythicality (right below the randlers) for the simple fact that it is very mythical without being a proper official  mythical beast. So in other words to turtle is to be truly mythical in all ways shape and form.

How can you improve your turtleness?

         Once you understand the basics of how to turtle and the truth of most turtleness you will probably want more turtleoscity. To be a better turtle you do what you do to get better at anything you, practice, practice, practice.

Now that you understand the basic of turtleing i hope you turtle to the fullest and be your mythical best!!!