The mythical blog part one

Once upon a time, in the land of mythical beasts. There was a king who ruled over his tiny kingdom. Many people looked down on the king (litterally). He was only about 3 inches tall. He was a sackthing, the most adorable little creature in the land. They made clothing for all the mythical beasts inside a shoebox (or a giant factory, according to them.). One dat Rhett asked the sackthings to make a sweater so awesome, people will pass out from overexposure to awesomeness.

To be continued...