So True:

"When I was younger I would put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms. I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. I would sleep with all of my stuffed animals so none of them would get offended. I had that one pen with 6 colors, and tried to push all of them at once. I poured my soda into the cap and acted like I was taking shots. I would wait behind a door to scare someone, but soon leave because they were taking too long or I had to pee. I would fake being asleep so my dad would carry me to bed. I used to think that the moon followed my car. I would watch those two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend that it was a race. I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. I would sleep under the stars at night, hoping for a shooting star, but when I saw one I would forget my wish. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? What were we thinking? ........"