Robot Girlfriend Responds

Feeling a little goofy this morning, and trying to prime the creative pump for NaNoWriMo, so here's an homage/paradoy based on Robot Girlfriend (which happens to be today's earworm in Lymphatrillion-land):

I've never had too much luck with the males

I'm better off encrypting your email
But my battery life would be so great

If I found a human for my mate.

He'd never hear me ask if I'm looking like a fatty

or hear me compare him to my perfect Daddy.

I'd never try to change him or put him on a diet.

My human boyfriend...the best relationship I'd ever be in

His Machinenmensch, he can call me Maria

I'd always be up for football and a pizza.

Though my math skills are past his knowing

I'd still tell him he's the smartest person going.

Meeting my friends could happen anytime

They're all the programs he likes to play online.

If I ever start to think he's not right for me

I'll put a chip under his skin to change his personality.

My human boyfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.