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                                The doctor opened his eyes and saw nothing but white.

10:

                I’ve gone blind!

                                He realized after a few seconds of blinking that he was, in fact, blinking and not blind.  A                                               few more seconds later he noticed that what he was looking at was a ceiling and that he                              was lying on his back.

10:

                What am I doing here?  What happened to that girl?  She said something, but I can’t remember.

12:

                Hello, doctor.  How are you feeling?

                                10 looked at her.  He was lying down, and she was hovering over his head.  Her hair                                        almost touched his face.  10 started to blush.

10:

                Who is this girl?  She’s beautiful!

12:

                How are you feeling?  You fell when you walked out of the TARDIS.

10:

                How do…You know about my TARDIS?!

12:

                YOUR TARDIS!?

                                10 stood up and faced this mysterious girl.  They were about eye level, but he was a                                       little taller and she was standing on her tip toes.

10:

                Yes MY TARDIS!  I’m the doctor, so I own it.  And who are you anyway.  What’s your name?

12:

                Just call me the doctor.

10:

                Oh, now you’re copying me.

Lord:

                Doctor?

10 & 12:

                Yes?

                                10 & 12 looked at each other.

Lord:

                Uh, that doctor.  The girl.

                                12 stuck her tongue out at 10.  10 folded his arms and stuck his tongue out too.

Lord:

                I see immaturity is a weakness in doctors.

12:

                Did you say something Lord?

Lord:

                No-just-talking to myself, that’s all.

                                The Lord & 12 closed the door.  10 walked over to the wall and leaned against it on his                                    right shoulder.

10:

                Who is she?  She’s very cute, but she doesn’t have any marbles upstairs.  She seems familiar too.            I’ve seen her face before…and she knew about the TARDIS…Maybe she’s Rose’s daughter.  Yeah,              that’s it!  Rose told her all about me, and now she wants to be like me.  No wonder her face           looked familiar!

Lord:

                Doctor?

10:

                Yes?

Lord:

                Can we have a word with you?

10:

                We?  Who’s we?

Lord:

                You’ll see.

                                The Lord opened the door and 10 started walking out.  That’s when he saw the girl.

10:

                You!  I know your mother!  Rose!

12:

                What?

10:

                Your mum!

12:

                I have none!

10:

                Yes you do!

12:

                Do not!

10:

                Yes!  It’s Rose!  Right?!

12:

                I think you’ve gone mad!

10:

                Who else could you be?

12:

                You wouldn’t understand.

10:

                Try me, I’m

10 & 12:

                A time lord.

10:

                But- how do-

10 & 12:

                You know?  Stop that!  You’re being childish!  Otamotapedia!  Monkies!  I love pears!  No I don’t,             Yes I do!  Stop that!  How do you know what I’m going to say?

12:

                Same reason I know you wanna do this right now, but you’re to chicken.

                                12 starts walking towards 10.

10:

                No, stop!  Please!  If you are going to do right now what I’m thinking it’s not right!  I don’t’ even know yo-

                                12 grabbed the back of 10’s neck with her hand and placed the other on his opposite                                     shoulder.  She kissed him and he spun her around and kissed her.  He spun her back                                      around and they stopped.  12 wiped her mouth and 10 was scratching his head.

10:

                How are you able to do that?

12:

                If you knew, you would be really grossed out.

10:

                Miss, I have eatin things that shouldn’t be eatin, smelled things that shouldn’t have been smelled, touched-

12:

                I’m the twelfth doctor.  I am 1,334 years old.

10:

                So I just-

12:

                Kissed yourself?  In a way, yes and no.

10:

                What?!  But you’re…you’re…

12:

                A girl?

10:

                Well yeah, but I was going to say hot.

                                12 took a step back.  She started to blush.

10:

                Ah Ha!  You like me too don’t you?!

12:

                No!  I just idolize you, that’s all.

10:

                You like me and you know it.

Sam:

                Doctor!  Hurry!  The TARDIS!

10 & 12:

                What’s wrong with my ship?!

Sam:

                It’s the French!  Their burning it!

12:

                Allons-y!

10:

                Allons-y is my line!

Sam:

                Will you two just hurry up!?

10 & 12:

                RIGHT!

                                The three of them run towards the center of town.  There they spot 10’s TARDIS in tact.

10:

                Nothing’s wrong with the TARDIS.

12:

                Sam means my TARDIS!

                                They both continue running past the statues.

10:

                Fun fact while we’re running, but all these statues are past Time Lords.  All of this is full and rich                                of our history uh, 12?  I’ll call you 12, so we don’t get confused.

12:

                Doctor!  My TARDIS!

                                The three of them stopped at the edge of a meadow.  Off in the distance they could see                                             the TARDIS burning.  12 started crying and Sam gave her a hug.  10 got a stern look on                                    his face, and started running towards the French, who were cheering.  As he got closer,                                          he noticed the TARDIS was pink, not blue, and had green tinted windows. 

10:

                Excuse me, but what on EARTH are you doing?!

Frenchmen 1:

                We are burning this!

10:

                Well, I can see that.  But why?

Frenchmen 2:

                Because!  Dis is Machu Pichu!  We are showzing zees people what uz French are made of!  And                 you English slime can’t do anysing about it!

10:

                Oh I can’t?  Oh well, Allons-y!

Frenchmen 3:

                Let’s go where?

Frenchmen 4:

                English are stupid for learning French, don’t even know when to use it.

10:

                Allons-y Frenchies!

                                10 hit a button on his wrist watch and threw it at the TARDIS.  As soon as it made                                              contact, the TARDIS, the watch and the French men disappeared.  With a satisfied look   on his face,         he spun around and ran back towards Sam and 12, who was still crying.

Sam:

                What did you do to the TARDIS?!

10:

                What I wanna know-     

                                10 bent down and lifted 12’s chin up with his fingers.  Tears were going down her face.

10:

                Why in Gallifray’s name was our TARDIS PINK!?

12:

                What did you do to the-

10:

                Answer my question!

12:

                It was looking daft-

10:

                It was looking daft?!  Have you gone mad?!

12:

                Well look at what I’ve regenerated from you buffoon!

Sam:

                Doctor!

10 & 12:

                What?!

Sam:

                Why not take the blue TARDIS and retrieve the pink one?

10:

                That’s a wonderful idea except-

12:

                Except-WHAT doctor?

10:

                Except I sent it 700 years in the past...to Gallifray.

12:

                Well that was ignorant.

10:

                No, what’s ignorant is that you painted MY TARDIS PINK!

12:

                OUR TARDIS!  Besides, I wasn’t the one who put a swimming pool in it.

10:

                Neither was I.

12:

                Well from what I’ve heard, 11 was kind of strange.

10:

                How so?

12:

                He had a love for…Fez’s and bowties.

10:

                That is strange.  Well enough of this chit chat.  We gotta get going.  Allons-y! 

 

                                Everyone headed back towards the blue TARDIS.

 

END OF PART II

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