Mythicalness(or Weirdness)

I was in a mall bathroom earlier when i heard this guy on the other stall singing the perfect bathroom trip song but it's sad that i forgot to ask for his username.

Then after that when my friends ordered bacon for me

My friend can't find her phone then i handed her bacon when she asked me what it was for i answered "rub some bacon on it" She smiled then coincidentally she found her phone..