"My Hair Goes..." Lyrics - Rhett & Link

My Hair Goes... by Rhett & Link

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Rhett

Link

RHETT AND LINK

{In-Scene}

“Spoken rather than sung”

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Lyrics follow:

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My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down (up)

Down (Up) Down (Up) Down (Up) Down (Up)

My flows like a waterfall

Over a cliff that is my face

My hair goes heaven-bound

Dirty blonde rockets into space

MmmmMy hair conceals my elf ears

They are a little bit embarrassing

Well with hair this high, I'm 6 foot 9

Making me a giant technically speaking

Well, I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze

To locomote a toy sailboat

I would need no broom to sweep this room

If someone spilled Honey Bunches of Oats

'Cause my hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down (up)

Down (Up) Down (Up) Down (Up) Down (Up)

My pwns gravity

It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself

My hair looks rustic

Like I've draped my head with a beaver pelt

MmmmA mama bird laid some eggs up there

I didn't mind that much

She raised 'em in my quaff 'til them birdies flew off

And we still keep in touch

I bet you didn't see my switch blade

Or my iPad, or my chai tea

And with a little more growth, you won't even know

I've got a full-sized baby (full-sized baby)

Yeah, I'm gonna name him Ricky

“After your dad!”

“Nope!”

I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky

I would call him Richard, but I'm probably bein' picky

And why're you hidin' a kid anyway?

Well it's actually just a robotic baby

“What were we talking about?”

Your hair goes up

Your hair goes down

Your hair goes up

Your hair goes--

“We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message.”

“There are many weighty decisions you must make in life.”

“Like, who you're gonna marry.”

“What you're gonna do for a living.”

“Boxers or briefs.”

“Or commando.”

“And listen, you're gonna make mistakes.”

“You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water.”

“You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can't do it.”

“You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she's pregnant.”

“That's okay, you'll recover.”

“But just make sure you get this--

“ONE MOST IMPORTANT, COURSE OF YOUR LIFE ALTERING
CHOICE, RIGHT.”

{Man: Can I have my baby back now? Link: Yeah.}

Does your hair go up?

Or does it go down (up)

Down (Up) Down (Up) Down (Up) Down (Up)