Mr Fu

...and as Mr. Fu walked away, I knew I would never see him again. He was an inspiration to me, and a tutor. A man who I loved, as a friend... as a colleague... as a second father. And I would never see him again. As I fought back tears, reaching for a handkerchief, I remembered that day at the laboratory, when he gave me my first microscope, for my parents had been too poor to get one for me. I remember looking through it at the tiny amoeba... I wish that my days were as simple as they had been. Then again, I knew that my bliss would come to an end even then, at the back of my mind. I knew that I would never again have that delightful cheese, the amazing wong tong soup, and I would never again play with Skipper, his small Chinese short haired terrier. I began to weep as I reminisced. "why?" I thought. "why does it have to be this way? Why does he have to have a 26th cousin twice removed with a birthmark in the shape of a drunk clown with rabies, who was once a chef but then thought 'Why should I not be an actress?' and then the famous Italian talk show host Vinnie Viddeci say; 'Because you are very ugly' and then she stuffed a sock through his digestive system, then pulled it out and made him eat it, then pulled it out and made him eat it again,then pulled it out and made him eat it again, then pulled it out and made him eat it again, then pulled it out and made him eat it again, then pulled it out and made him eat it again, then pulled it out and made him eat it again, then suddenly instead of pulling out a sock, she pulled out a half-developed squirrel and discovered that all Italians are actually squirrels from the planet Onyoursaladthereisafrogwithnasalproblemsandareallybadinfectiononhistoe,and just look like humans, and she became the most popular scientist because she made the most important discovery for nature for the 21st century and saved the world from being taken over by Italian squirrels from the planet Onyoursaladthereisafrogwithnasalproblemsandareallybadinfectiononhistoe, and then ate a fruit that the squirrels had taken from their home planet and would have a spontaneous combustion in her diaphragm unless her 26th cousin twice removed who had a tattoo in the shape of an angry monkey on steroids with prostate cancer and a glandular problem, who was also a world renowned brain surgeon (don't ask me how her diaphragm got in her brain, but it did.) who was the only surgeon who could do this kind of operation and had to immediately fly to Yourfaceisreallyuglyitlookslikeitwentthriughafoodprocescer to operate and leave me an orphan once again?" I knew that I would never forget him, especially the way he tied shoe-laces when suddenly I remembered-

Mr Fu

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