Blog of Epicness part 2

May 3rd 6:30 AM-  Today I woke up to PARADISE.  "Home ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!"  I sang  I remembered that my mom was going to be gone today.  I bounded down the stars, a day of twinkies, youtube, loud music and- oh poop.  Half way down the stars I see my mom STILL HOME but getting ready to go.  This might not seem bad to you, and it was not the fact that she was still home that scared the crap out of me, it was what she was doing.  She was taking the internet box router thingy! How was i supposed to survive without internet?!!!!  Not wanting my mom to know that I was awake, i snuck back upstairs and waited for the garage door to open, the car to pull out, and then the sound of it shutting again.  Once i was sure she was gone, i walked downstairs and sat.  It is times like these that i realize how much i depend on the internet for my life.

May 3rd 9:00 AM- I am currently entertaining myself with throwing wads of wet toilet paper to the ceiling. 

May 3rd Sometime between 10:00 and noon-  Decided to take a risk, I am going to go outside!  I had no idea of the danger that awaited me in that bright, exposed part of our property, the front yard.  

May 3rd Noon- After a few seconds of being outside, I decided that rather than frying my skin in the sun and wasting energy doing something active, I ate lunch.

The rest of this day can be summed up with one simple word: BOREDOM 

6:42 PM- Words cannot express my joy when i saw my mom coming home with the router.  All i can say is Happiness is for real.