Links mountainbike fail, bringing laughter (sorrynotsorry) and painful memories

Just watched The episode when Link talked about his mountainbike fail. It brought back memories of my epic snowboard fail. Entered a big jump competetion and hade just bought new boots,  a bit to big. There were a lot of handsome fellas attending The competetion and I thought I would impress Them by going fast as hell and jumping as high as an emu on crack.  While giving jack squat about how fast I was riding down The slope in, what felt like, supersonic speed,  I stomped off The base of The jump. 

Right foot lifted out of The boot,  causing me to spin around and upon landing, I bit The metal edge of my board,  creating a slit from my upper lip to the lower part of my chin,  four teeth came loose,  contracted a concussion and a dislocated jaw. Still finished The competetion and came second.  Since it was a  competetion for a charity, The prize was a package of  icecream.  I hate icecream.