LIFE AS A MUSIC SHOP EMPLOYEE

LIFE AS A MUSIC SHOP EMPLOYEE

 
Phase 1
 
You are listening to Stevie Wonder    

Your first day at work and all is fine and great
 

Phase 2

You are listening to HOUSE MUSIC 

After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore
  

Phase 3
 
You are listening to HEAVY METAL

This is what you feel like by the end of the first month
 

Phase 4

You are listening to HIP HOP

You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation
 

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP

After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!
 

And Finally . . .

Phase 6 kicks in

You are listening to TECHNO (on Ecstasy)

The truth - - this is how all employees end up eventually . . . bwaaahaahaahaa