Juice Boxes

If you like juice boxes....

   Juice Boxes are just fantastic. I am not talking about Capri Sun or the Kool-Aid bottles(even though i like my Kool-Aid hot). I am preaching to you about juice BOXES, like Juicy Juice or Hi- C. Dosen't everyone agree they they are awesome; I mean Link does(check Feb. 13 GMM).

   When you drink a juice box, you feel like you're back in kindergarten, and nothing around you matters anymore; except coloring, getting the same amount of crackers as your neighbor, and if you get more presents for Christmas than your birthday. Until you finish your delightful rectangular slice of heaven, when all your dreams of becoming a superhero have been crushed, and you are forced to grow up. Your kindergarten mind has just realized that you colored your pumpkin purple, and outside the lines. That you have six crakers and your neighbor has seven. That you doubt your family loves you anymore ,because you got the same amount of Christmas presents as birthday gifts. But as you try to recolor your poor purple pumpkin, you peek into the pantry and find a whole pack of juice boxes. Your childish mind has been toyed with, because you truly colored your pumpkin orange; you are just color blind. But all is well because you have seven more boxes of juice to satisfy your needs.

   Kindergarteners drink them all the time, no matter where they are. I drink them at school. You should drink them at work or at school, or even during a movie. Or in a boat, in a box, with a fox, or in a house with a mouse; on a train or on a plane. Try them, try them today i say, try them and you may i say.

~Thanks to Dr. Suess...