Day 1 of Mythicality

 Hello fellow Beasts, and a semi-meaningful hello to you wannabes (you know who you are). As the title implies, this is my first day of Beastliness. I'm not sure exactly what is expected of one such Beast, but I sincerely hope that I meet every and all requirements.

 My name is Lauren, but you may feel free to call me Herb. It's actually preferred, but won't be strictly enforced. I like to write and draw, and all of that jazz. I spend more hours of my day watching YouTube than I care to admit (most of the time I'm procrastinating from doing my online school [which is bad. Very bad, and I should stop, I know.])It's sort of a long story as to how I happened upon Rhett and Link, so I wouldn't bore you with it here. If you simply must know because of some odd knowledge seeking impulse (although I wouldn't classify that story quite so neatly under the category of "knowledge"), then by all means, go to my discussion posts. As of now, I've only posted once, so it won't take you very long to find. So yeah, go there if you want to read my tale of adventure. I'm not posting it here merely because I fear it will only inconvenience you. (Or because I don't feel like typing the whole thing out again.) You see? I have you in mind, fellow Beasts. It's all about you! 

 Anywho, my my this is growing quite large. (In my mind, anyway. I, again, don't know what kind of blog posts are expected of me, so I can only assume this is long. Please don't hurt me.) I think I should wrap this up before I make an enemy or three.

Peace off, goodbye, farewell, till we meet again, later loser, and all of that generally mushy stuff! ~ H.T.C.