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Hey, blogs exist here! I might as well do stuff here.

So. Lets see if i can explain the worlds mysteries.

The first abnormality that I will address is the popularity of Twitter.

When put under consideration, Twitter may seem, to some, useless, even stupid. Like a watered-down Facebook. This ignorance perturbs me, as it is so much more than that.

You see, when you log on to Twitter, you are no longer yourself. You become Jesus. Let me explain.

With other social networking sites, such as Facebook or Myspace, you can only have friends. If you want to go one step further, you could say that you could have fans, but only if your famous. Or some clever idea. Twitter, however, lets the common-folk obtain a god-like status. Twitter lets you have followers, just like Jesus.

You now have worth; you have meaning. You have a collection of people who care about you and want to know what you are doing every waking moment of your life.

Another fascinating feature of Twitter is it’s access of celebrity accounts. Twitter lets one release their inner celebrity stalker that lives inside of them. Ashton Kutcher for example has 5,477,626 followers right now, and counting.

If I were gambling man I would wager an entire month’s wages that he has not even met this many people. I know that that the majority of these people have never met him, but that, my friends, is the beauty of it.

Thankyou,

Riley Collier "The Hippogriff" McKinley

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