Christine Host's Blog (6)

all a ma homies

crowdin round ma hood

but there aint much room

because it's only a jumper and they don't really tend to have massively big hoods or anything.

ma gangsta bros

climbin in da car

but really I don't own a car, because it's my Mum's and I have to return it by 11pm so I ask all of my friends to be polite and respect the car

dats right: RESPEKT!

all im wantin is a little lovin

well, not really because I…

Loneliness.

That's how I feel.

Well, not really me

But my poor tummy.

Dinner, is so very lonely

if only

I had an ice cream coney!

Here's a song about the woes of my life, and how I feel right now.

Just this evening

My mouth sought freedom

from it's seemingly life-long deprivation

of yummy, yummy food

But then-

A rissol came along

it said, "Hello!

Would you like me in your tummy?"

"Well, OK!"

So into my mouth it went!

Past my esophagus 

it's probably somewhere there now

but soon it will…

This should be a song, but I don't want to record it. So here you are!

One day they’re there

The next they’re not…

Well, because I couldn't make this a group, it shall now be a blog.

So, have you ever made or seen an extremely funny or awkward typo.

Enter them here, and if you can, tell us what they were meant to mean.

Millions of people are tourists everyday, and I want to know about your travels.

Where is the weirdest place you've been or the strangest thing you've done there?

You can even post tips for travellers if you want.

Go ahead! Spread the…