Zach Dragg's Blog (1)

Heeeeeey people who aren't reading this! I have great news! I have the power to create a paradox. Ready? okay here we go! This sentence is false. Did I create a paradox yet? Anyways, time to get on the real subject. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! DIDYOUHEARABOUTBELLAANDEDAWRD?THERELIKETOTALLYGETTINGMARRIEDANDHAVINGAVAMPIREBABY!ANDJACOBLIKETOTALLYLOVESBELLSSDAUGHTER!ANDSINCEWHENDOVAMPIRESDIEINSUNLIGHT?IALWAYSTHOUGHTTHEYSPARKLED.CLEARLYWHOEVERCAMEUPWITHVAMPIREMOVIESANDBOOKSWASLIKETOTESWRONG!…