James (The To Awesome To Handle)'s Blog – April 2014 Archive (1)

At 5:00 A.M somewhere in the Middle East a soldier woke up in the middle of a battlefield. The battle had taken place a few hours ago. He sat  up and moaned in pain right as he realized that he had been shot in the arm. He heard men running and got up and started running away. After running for about fifteen minutes he had found a river with an abandoned boat in it. He started up the boat and started going down it happily down the river because he knew that…