Terry Staiduhar (Billsmogg)'s Page

What is a Billsmogg: Quite frankly im shocked I even need to explain this mythical beast. A smog dwelling billy goat. First discovered in the mid 1900s it was first believed to be just a lost heard of goats. What is common amongst the Billsmogg though making them quite different than any other goat known to date is there heavy panting and lacking of energy. Due to this fact the Billsmogg has become as a result of and as a result to living around large highly polluted cities unable to live anywhere else. Due to the dense smog and high sulfer dioxide levels the Billsmogg has developed an adapted but weakened set of lungs. The Billsmogg is unable to live in the mountains as many traditional billy goats in the wild can and tend to do, due to the weakened condition of the lungs cannot adapt to the high alttitude. Also on further note the Billsmogg cannot survive well outside of the large cities due to the small need of sulfer dioxide with the newly developed lungs. With this being such a disadvantage a simple day of rain can be the Billsmoggs worst nightmare as rain tends to clear the smog from large cities causing a harsh next milestone, often resulting in the inactivity "bedding down" . Average goat life expectancy spans 15-18 years of age, but the Billsmogg average life expectancy is only but 9 years.