"link if you see this you should post a pic with the cat on insta and caption it with some corny cesar milan quote about dogs (like you did one time) but you should wrote -julius caesar instead of him. it would be soo0oo funny link trust me"
"hey link! how are you? haha, yeah im fine too. uhh can you send me a clear picture of your credit card, front and back? i kinda need it. you should message me your phone number first tho so i can reach you privately! thanks in advance…"