What is this I dont even

This is not my drawing Style.
And yet I still drew it.

Here goes the story.
A long time ago, it was my birthday.
My good friend decided to get me a birthday present.
Good for her!
She got me what looked like an innocent-looking Manga.
It said "Mature content" on the cover, so she opened it up and saw a kid getting mauled by a bear.
She knew I actually liked Manga blood and, since it also had to do with Japanese history, bought it for me anyways.

...it was yaoi.

So *ahem* I kept reading it hoping it would stop or get better or something (and the drawing style was GORGEOUS) but it didn't so I'm left positively and negatively scarred, and you have these two fine lookin' people.