Land Shark

Courtesy of Saturday Night Live, Season 1.

The Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, anytime on land. It is capable of disguising its voice and tricking it's prey into opening their door by pretending to be the plumber, or by delivering a candy-gram or flowers.