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"We hold certain truths to be self evident: that while all men are created equal, all cheeses are indeed NOT created equal. Some cheese is AMAZING, like a nice smoked cheddar or those balls of mozzarela that come in water; and some cheese is HORRENDOUS, like the imitation cheese that comes individually wrapped in plastic that gets put on sandwiches that isn't really cheese at all: it's actually just a cheese product; what does that even mean? Anyways, we, therefore, the Republic Of Cheesistan, in a general internet video assembled by the authority of the good people of Cheesistan, solemly publish and declare that this republic ought to be a free and independent country. Cheese it!"