the start to my day

as i sit here on my tablet i have joined hair goes up and i shall tell you how i start my day every day .... dun dun dun....i wake up sit up and say GOSH ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A MYTHICAL BEAST!!!! then i get out of bed and take a shower while singing i am a thoghtful guy and i get out of the shower and get dressed then stare at my mythical self and say I AM SO MYTHICLY SEXY!!!! then i get my hair goes up up gel(as i like to call it,and i think that rhett should make but anywho)and i make my hair go up and after my hair goes up i walk into my kitchen and get the bacon out ofthe frezzer and cook me up some bacon just incase some thing comes up where i need to rub some bacon on it.... thats how i start my day, now if you other mythical beasts would tell me how you start your day that would be nice. :)