KCST 4: "Awesome Flavor" by Pinkie Brony Chick

As told by Pinkie Brony Chick

Once upon a time there was a boy with a destiny. It was profusied- propheised- pru- oh forget that. Some creepy old lady with way too many shawls said he would kill the dragon in the future.

*Years later...How many years? Not sure but definitely more than two*

He ventured out on his quest to slay the dragon. On this quest he found a box of awesome. It was a juicy fruit chewing gum box containing the most flavorful gum EVER!  He traveled day and night (just one day and one night more would be too much) to reach the dragon.  When he finally got to the cave where the dragon lay sleeping, he crept up to the dragon and..... UNLEASHED THE POWER OF AWESOME FLAVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end

(presumably the dragon died)