Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!
Put the horse/beef/corpse patty on a bun, then put a slice of cheese on top of the patty. Melt the cheese with a blowtorch, and stick onions and lettuce into the melting cheddar.
Does the cheese look disgusting and ugly? Good! Pile Mac&Cheese by Kraft® on it.
Then, slowly slice a bun into thirds, eat 2/3s and put the third left on top of the macaroni.
Add your second beef/horse/corpse patty on top of the bread, use the same cheese, onion, lettuce and macaroni mixture.
Put another bun on top of that.
BAM you've created the breakfast of champions.
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