101 Uses for a Dead Chia Lincoln

In homage to one of the greatest cartoon collections of all time . . . 27 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list . . . 101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond is a bestselling collection of macabre cartoons depicting the bodies of dead cats being used for various purposes, including pin cushion, boat anchors, sharpening pencils and holding bottles of wine.. The book was promoted with the tag line,

Since time immemorial mankind has been

plagued by the question,

"What do you do with a dead cat?"

So . . . what other uses can you find for a Chia Lincoln

that just won't grow hairy sprouts like it should?

Get the poster here: 101 Uses Poster.JPG

and here is a clear, high resolution Chia Lincoln for all

you budding photoshoppers out there:

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Permalink Reply by Ms.Linkie (MooingNanner) on April 19, 2011 at 10:01pm

When I was little there was this water sprinkler that was in the shape of a flower and kids would run around it in bathing suits to get wet and cooled of in the summer. Maybe he could be a water sprinkler?

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on April 20, 2011 at 12:30am

#32 - - Chia Sprinkler

Jaci Lamont (TheBananaThatMoos) said:

When I was little there was this water sprinkler that was in the shape of a flower and kids would run around it in bathing suits to get wet and cooled of in the summer. Maybe he could be a water sprinkler?

Permalink Reply by Phoebe (Beeliz) on April 26, 2011 at 5:12pm

Remember the GMCL when they talked about a breath-checking dog? there could be a Chia Lincoln that checks your breath for you ;)

or it could be a Chia Lincoln dog toy

or one of those things that goes on the end of a car antenna

Permalink Reply by Leila McCrumb (Mythi-Unicornius) on April 26, 2011 at 6:19pm

The Chia Lincoln accessory set . . . for all of your latest fashion needs. =)

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on April 27, 2011 at 1:51am

A. breath-checking dog - - - no, sorry but I don't remember that one

B. dog toy - - - don't think so, too crunchy for Fido's teeth & gums

C. car antenna thing - - - probably too heavy, would break off and ruin the radio tunes

But, thanks for playing! Johnny Olson, do we have a lovely parting gift for our contestant?

Phoebe (Beeliz) said:

Remember the GMCL when they talked about a breath-checking dog? there could be a Chia Lincoln that checks your breath for you ;)

or it could be a Chia Lincoln dog toy

or one of those things that goes on the end of a car antenna

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on April 27, 2011 at 1:52am

Accessory set? Fashion needs? sounds too girly for me . . . you'll have to illustrate that one yourself.

Leila McCrumb (Mythi-Unicornius) said:

The Chia Lincoln accessory set . . . for all of your latest fashion needs. =)

Permalink Reply by Phoebe (Beeliz) on April 27, 2011 at 2:16am

A. it's the one called "Dog-Breath Test" on Feb 21... I guess a breath-checking Chia Lincoln wouldn't really work :P

B. I was thinking maybe a squishy Chia Lincoln...

Gumbo123 said:

A. breath-checking dog - - - no, sorry but I don't remember that one

B. dog toy - - - don't think so, too crunchy for Fido's teeth & gums

C. car antenna thing - - - probably too heavy, would break off and ruin the radio tunes

But, thanks for playing! Johnny Olson, do we have a lovely parting gift for our contestant?

Permalink Reply by Mack (Alrokabeesk) on May 2, 2011 at 11:49pm