101 Uses for a Dead Chia Lincoln

In homage to one of the greatest cartoon collections of all time . . . 27 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list . . . 101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond is a bestselling collection of macabre cartoons depicting the bodies of dead cats being used for various purposes, including pin cushion, boat anchors, sharpening pencils and holding bottles of wine.. The book was promoted with the tag line,

Since time immemorial mankind has been

plagued by the question,

"What do you do with a dead cat?"

So . . . what other uses can you find for a Chia Lincoln

that just won't grow hairy sprouts like it should?

Get the poster here: 101 Uses Poster.JPG

and here is a clear, high resolution Chia Lincoln for all

you budding photoshoppers out there:

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Permalink Reply by Marcus Bean (Wilt) on June 29, 2013 at 7:25am

Could Chia Lincoln be... (wait for it) THE 12TH DOCTOR (That is actually a suggestion I'll leave the last ones for someone else)

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 29, 2013 at 2:27pm

#98 ~ Chia Who - - - The 12th Doctor

Permalink Reply by Just Justine (Winged Centaur) on July 1, 2013 at 12:35am

How about a hypnotizing device?

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on July 1, 2013 at 12:58am

#99 it is . . .

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on July 1, 2013 at 12:59am

and #100!

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on July 1, 2013 at 1:30am

This discussion was begun by Gumbo123 on February 8, 2011 at 2:05pm

This posting, the 101st suggestion used, comes at 12:30am on July 1, 2013

Elapsed time: 2 years, 4 months, 22 days, 10 hours and 25 minutes . . .

#101 ~ REPLANT YOUR DEAD CHIA LINCOLN

Just scrape off the dead stuff, re-seed and start from fresh. You can buy packs of replacement seed at http://www.buying-chia-pets.com/chia-seeds.html - - -> two Chia seed packets (enough for 6 plantings) $5.95

Or, if you're really serious about it and want to go into full scale production for fun and profit, buy food grade seeds at http://www.wheatgrasskits.com/sprouting/chia_sprouting_seed - - Black Chia Sprouting Seeds. High germination rate. Great for chia pet refills, microgreens, sprouting, storage and more. Available in various quantities . . . get the 16oz bag (1 lb) of black chia seed for $16.95 or GO BIG and get the 30 lb bucket for $299.99