Questions that should be on the Canadian Citizenship exam

So what questions do you think should be on a Canadian Citizenship exam to prove that the future citizen is has the knowledge required to be a good Canadian.

I will keep a running tally in this first post as new ones are added. Don't post the answers but maybe the non Canadians here can try and answer.

1. If George was going out and you asked him to get me a double double when he is out where would he be going and what would he bring you back?

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Permalink Reply by Brian "Sabre Tooth Poodle" Nash on October 15, 2009 at 3:55pm

1. If George was going out and you asked him to get me a double double when he is out where would he be going and what would he bring you back?

Permalink Reply by Backstage Lurker (Stymphalian) on March 2, 2010 at 11:58pm

If someone askes you for a Beaver Tail..... what size of Beaver would you have to Kill...? (Trick question)

Permalink Reply by Ben MacNeil (Betobeto) on March 14, 2010 at 8:58am

but a beaver tail is a pastry

Jessica Corey (Hippogriff ) said:

lol

Backstage Lurker said:
If someone askes you for a Beaver Tail..... what size of Beaver would you have to Kill...? (Trick question)

Permalink Reply by Backstage Lurker (Stymphalian) on March 14, 2010 at 12:36pm

did you see the "trick question"?

Ben MacNeil (The Betobeto-san) said:

but a beaver tail is a pastry

Jessica Corey (Hippogriff ) said:
lol

Backstage Lurker said:
If someone askes you for a Beaver Tail..... what size of Beaver would you have to Kill...? (Trick question)

Permalink Reply by Backstage Lurker (Stymphalian) on March 14, 2010 at 1:04pm

apparently Ben has no idea, or felt the need to clarify....

Permalink Reply by Wanda (Sea Llama) on April 12, 2010 at 2:36pm

Using only the terms "loonie" and "two-nie" calculate how much Rhett owes Link before the Taco Bell Folk Song, as well as after the Fast Food Folk Song. Bonus points for accurately describing the colour of the bills that might also be used to repay the loan.

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 30, 2010 at 6:14pm

Sneak attack from a "Non-Canadian"

Q: Why is Cinderella such a crappy hockey player??
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q: Why do hockey players wear numbers on their uniforms?
A: Because you can't always identify the bodies with dental records.