Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!
While posting WELKOMM notes today for new kommunity members, I happened to notice that there were three new mythical beasts named Emily who had joined in a relatively short time.
At first I thought that it was just an odd coincidence, maybe unusual but nothing to become alarmed over . . . but a tiny bit of research has revealed they are only the latest wave in the recent flood of these creatures which call themselves "EMILY" that are infiltrating the kommunity in alarming proportions.
It would appear that the komm is slowly but systematically being overtaken by a horde of these cunning creatures! While most Emilies continue to conceal their true identity, hoping to blend into the general komm population by posing as a generic RandLer type, others have been so bold as to place photo images of themselves.
Or is this really them at all?
Notice below that at least two of the Emilies appear to be two-headed. Yet others disguise themselves as time travelling, humanoid aliens (a.k.a. "timelord") of the non-Fe-Mell gender. And yet others have deceitfully shape shifted into a canine or tree rodent or other indigenous animal species.
And that's just on the first page. I don't even know how to begin to describe this:
So today there were only 3 new Emilies . . . but my preliminary investigative work indicates that they have stealthily grown a komm population in excess of 250 . . . and nobody knows for sure how many are going under false identities. In the coming weeks I plan to apply for public grant money to fund an expanded research expedition into the wilds of the kommforest to determine what (if any) threat these Emilies pose to our safety and mythical well being.
Kommunity take note . . .
they dwell amongst us!
lol. best gif on the site.
Just saw the colorblind celeb episode and made this one :P
Upon further review of the latest information available in my database*, EMILY was the #1 most popular girl name in the United States for 12 years in a row (1996-2007) - - after the 1980's being a decade of obscurity in which Emily enjoyed only a paltry mid-rank popularity - - so at 17 years of age today the firstlings of the Emily infiltration wave are only now coming into full force and power.
Therefore, I hereby rule and forevermore decree that today's date shall historically remain as the official UTA event marker, but the actual takeover and overthrow of humanity has been postponed until Tuesday, August 7, 2018. According to my records, at that time there will be in the USA alone in excess of 200,000 fully trained Emily troopers in prime fighting age of 18-25 > > > but one should never mistakenly underestimate the aggressive force and tenacity of the additional thousands of teen- and tween-Emily Cadets who can be called up to active service if needed.
I respectfully apologize for any inconvience that my earlier, premature announcement of your impending annihilation may have caused. You may continue your meager existence for the time being.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
PREPARE FOR YOUR DEMISE
I speak for all of humanity when I say I fear desperately for my life.
The tweens will create the worst wreckage of them all. Gumbo isn't using them as reserves, he's using them as shock troopers!
DOWN WITH GUMBO!!!
(it won't let me change my previous post)
@ Brandon - - It is prudent of you to be "down with" me. Indeed, you have chosen wisely.
OH MY GOODNESS! I was shocked to think that now they've even taken over the MTV airwaves and corrupted the mind and talent of one of Kim (the average yodler)'s favorites to promote their evil plan of domination . . .
. . . but then I find out that this has been going on for a long time:
"It's really not a song about an imaginary girl, Emily, it's a song about a belief . . ."