What would you pack in a Mythical Beast Attack Survival Kit?

Not all mythical beasts are friendly... or herbivores. What would you pack to defend yourself?

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K-ModPermalink Reply by Victoria (Centauromadoose) on January 8, 2013 at 7:34pm

A tablet or some other portable device on which I can play R&L YouTube videos. It'd have to have a large enough screen that the videos playing on it would catch the attention of a charging beast, so smartphones aren't necessarily ideal.

Everyone knows that raging mythical beasts can instantly be soothed with some Rhett & Link videos. :)

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Permalink Reply by Angie (Drop Bear) on January 9, 2013 at 9:57pm

Ok... that makes total sense... but eventually you will run out of material. Either you leave your iPad or iPhone or tablet of some sort and sneak away, or you need a more thorough escape plan. Maybe it could involve a Brony coloring book, or emergency bacon.

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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on January 9, 2013 at 3:33pm

For survival supplies, probably about the same that it takes to get thru a complete non-stop 11-hour marathon viewing of "All Night Long" literally All. Night. Long.

. . . plus, to fight off the carnivorous hordes, one of these filled with cheese sauce:

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Permalink Reply by King Kang on January 10, 2013 at 11:56am

Bacon , all you need is Bacon.

Viva la Bacon!

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Permalink Reply by Angie (Drop Bear) on January 10, 2013 at 1:11pm

haha, ok so now I need to be carrying bacon at all times. Though... there are probably multiple reasons why constantly having bacon on hand is a good thing.