What have YOU stolen?

I know its an old episode but I remember when Rhett and Link confessed to stealing. I once stole a kit kat bar and my uncle 'taught me a lesson' by yelling at us about how stealing was wrong while unwrapping and taking bites from the candy bar. I haven't stolen since, but that's not exactly why... Why don't you guys post odd stories of you stealing things? I'd love to see some.