The Tarheels are coming

Dear Rhett and Locke: (Sorry Link),

Since I don't really pay attention to sports, I only just learned MINUTES ago that all the fuss and bother and repaving and new scoreboard and extra communications wires that we have been adding to the Stadium here at UCSB, for the men's NCAA Soccer finals INCLUDE YOUR NEMESIS team, the Tarheels. (Sorry Mrs. McLaughlin.)

If there is anything I can do to help insure the demise of the Tarheels, I would be happy to assist. I can see the stadium from my office here on Campus, and due to my work, I have access to all areas of the stadium and field.

Of course, anything I do would have to be strictly legal and aboveboard. And gee, since I am posting here on the world wide internet, for eveyone to see, maybe I better just say:

I will be rooting for their Opponent on game day!

All our Santa Barbara best to you,

Michele (the Griffitch)

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Permalink Reply by Rhett (Shahbaz) on December 21, 2010 at 8:22pm

I would suggest doing something like permanently rendering the scoreboard to not have the ability to award Carolina points, but A. that would be illegal B. it is unlikely that this would be convincing to the crowd or the refs and C. it's soccer. When we say we hate the Tarheels, this mostly includes football and basketball.

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Permalink Reply by Michele AF (Griffitch) on December 21, 2010 at 11:43pm

Oh hey! Well, they lost anyway. Thanks for the tutorial on sportsness. Plus, they'd figure out it was me, and I'd be fired and disgraced, or worse, sued.