The Komm Rap 2: Link's Freaking Hair

Here it is. The Second Komm Rap/Poem. It's a Tad Shorter Than The Last One, But It's Still Pretty Good.

Verse 1:

I'm working on another komm rap

the last one was great

haha

oh yeah

We must immortalize it

Print billions of copies and hide them all over the world

Then it was chill in the fridge

but i hada bus outa dat joint bruh

Call it the 40 clues so they keep looking for the last one

that saying is dumb and stupid and dumb

Did you turn the last one into a bomb

so i guess not really home-made

but Man-Girl is on it! so we'll start there.

Link's new hair

omg links hair

haha have any of you seen links hair?

gersh flipin dagnabit you little basil eating cactus

looks good in theory

kinda messy in practice

Chorus:

Or 40 giraffes ate an alligator

I'll never look at Hungry Hungry Hippos the same way

what does "it's been real" mean

Silence is never wrong

Don't spit in the wind

yeah it's a pretty good song

your jerk enough for me to say youre a jerk you went too far

Names sets the bar;

names sets all the bars

verse 2:

Unless i say it then it is

You can tell a lot by the cover

i don't even have a smart

you know what they say about shiny plastic

Of course no saying is 100% right all the time

give that dino a top hat

immediately

Yeah fo real

hey

N

Base

Acid

neutral

cheers

pH

I keep cutting in with random things

There's no better combination

than dinosaurs and robots

Im a frikin fairy princess

Chorus:

Or 40 giraffes ate an alligator

I'll never look at Hungry Hungry Hippos the same way

what does "it's been real" mean

Silence is never wrong

Don't spit in the wind

yeah it's a pretty good song

your jerk enough for me to say youre a jerk you went too far

Names sets the bar;

names sets all the bars

Verse 3:

Hell be fine

krillin isnt a genius

well that escalated quickly

yeah

Joshua

can I call you Squashua

this show should just be called "zoro kicks butt

and sleeps through crap"

Dang sounds like most humans

head looks bigger in person

how do you know that Stan?

if you spam, you will be chosen

Politics, religion, stuff like that.

its fine on my end

Maybe just my internet

you will go to a better place

My mouth starts driving before my brain gets in the car

imma call them master swords

Not entirely sure

it's like a bowling ball in a haystack of like 3 straws of hay

do you think Rhett was serious about Link having another kid on the way?

Hook:

Omg links hair

well i guess that's fair

look at links frikin hair!

links hair links hair links hair

i actually like links hair

omg he cut his hair

hair hair hair hair hair hair hair

LINKS HAIR!

Chorus:

Or 40 giraffes ate an alligator

I'll never look at Hungry Hungry Hippos the same way

what does "it's been real" mean

Silence is never wrong

Don't spit in the wind

yeah it's a pretty good song

your jerk enough for me to say youre a jerk you went too far

Names sets the bar;

names sets all the bars

Im a frikin fairy princess.