The End of GMM, Season Three: Wheel of Mythicality

Here's a list of actual show closings from the new, creatively enhanced and retrofitted Wheel of Mythicality, season 3 (according to episode):

1. Link spreads rumors about Rhett. (This is episode 215, counting all seasons.)
2. Link has ants in his pants.
3. Just finished running a marathon.
4. Record a voicemail greeting
5. Rhett discovers Jason for the first time.
6. Talk only in the third person.
7. Rhett has acquired a pet Link. ("This sucks.")
8. Discover they are the last two people on earth (If you want to get cafuned...)
9. Link's Choice! (Ear cleaning)
10. Link discovers Rhett is a falcon.
11. Teenagers who talk only while txting. (Link wears bow tie!)
12. Rhett color-commentates Link.
13. Shout out to Florida.
14. Rhett copies Link.
15. Link disciplines Rhett like a child (Groundhog Day!)
16. Rhett's Choice! (Link gives him a piggy back ride.)
17. Black Spot! (Slap each other)
18. Rhett can't stand Link's haircut.
19. Link reads eulogy when Rhett shows up alive.
20. Interpretive dance (Link drinks all)
21. Rhett asks Link to help him build a moat.
22. Rhett announces he is leaving GMM to start a new career.
23. Link forgets what he's saying every time he blinks.
24. Rhett discovers Link is an android and must disassemble him.
25. Groom each other like monkeys.
26. Shout Out to South Korea
27. Dramatic death scene
28. Do the Harlem Shake
29. Link thinks the microphone is alive.
30. Photo booth
31. Rhett's Choice (Charles Lincoln Neal on the phone)
32. Argue for no reason (New Studio)
33. Pretend to be Amazing Bodybuilders
34. Link's Choice (Rhett sings about Link's awesomeness)
35. Silent Movie
36. Rhett performs surgery on Link
37. Rhett faints; Link freaks out about it.
38. Rhett is a werewolf.
39. Waiting on someone who never shows.
40. Dinosaurs At the End of Their Lives (in Jason's epic voice!)
41. Rhett is Link's coach for a marathon.
42. Shout out to Oregon (the only state beginning with "O")
43. Serious ending
44. Rhett talks to his beard.
45. Link thinks he's invisible. (He scratches his butt.)
46. A serious discussion about butterflies (Episode 260)
47. Black Secret Spot: Hug a stranger
48. Thumb War (Link Wins)
49. Blue Secret Spot: Have milk and cookies (Kudos to Rhett for chugging the milk.)
50. Link's Choice (Rhett, whose back is in pain, gives Link a massage. Cold choice, Link.)
51. Angry customers at a restaurant. (Great music! "Hello, is it a steak you're looking for?")
52. Link invents the pancake.
53. Yell random words at each other.
54. Rhett takes Links lunch order and keeps getting it wrong.
55. Rhett gradually pushes Link out of frame.
56. Paper-Rock-Scissors to the death.
57. Meet at high school reunion without recognizing each other.
58. Acquire superpowers.
59. Link is allergic to his glasses. (Can I get a Whoa-whoa?)
60. Tell Rhett his pet ran away.