Song about Amazon?

I know there's an eBay song out there but what about Amazon? Or any internet shopping? I'd love to hear a song about internet shopping, how your heart skips a beat when you hear that big old UPS truck rumbling down your road, the smell of the cardboard boxes, the surprise element, how something shiny on the internet turns out to be a total dud when you finally get it, etc. I have friends who are addicted to "the hunt" and often it's more about the hunt than the actual object they are buying.  They have an endless stream of boxes arriving and it brings them great satisfaction but it's quite a chore getting rid of all the cardboard. Just a suggestion but I'll bet your music video about internet shopping would be epic.  We love your songs and filming! You guys have extraordinary talent. Thank you for blessing us with you amazing humor and talent. :)