Share Your Homage to Rhett & Link

I had great fun recently writing some limericks about our favorite duo. I posted them in the Writer's Group (thanks, Amaryllis), but I thought the rest of the Kommunity might enjoy them too. If you've written something about Rhett & Link (song lyrics, clean limericks, great weeping odes of adoration) and would like to share it with the Kommunity, post it here. Enjoy. R&L, smiles to you both. :)


For Rhett:

Inherited from his great granny,
Rhett’s supernote was quite uncanny;
He could sing a long note
Without hurting his throat,
And looking just like his Aunt Fanny.


This musical fellow named Rhett’ll
Pound out a beat on a kettle.
His pluck of guitar
Will carry him far
But his pref’rence is still heavy metal.


For Link:

A thirsty young fellow named Link
Sang high notes that really did stink;
He said, “It should matter,
So I’ll stand on a ladder;”
Now his high C’s as sweet as the drink.


Ol’ Link was no snow boarding fool;
He knew dancing while boarding was cool;
“Hey, look, I’m like Elvis,
Whoops, there goes my pelvis.
Have I said this before? Don’t be cruel.”