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I think that Rhett and Link should try to get on Shark Tank, mostly for a joke, and try to pitch their show. They should seek $20 for 1% of Good Mythical Morning.
They can show clips of some of their best segments, including their declaring/winning the Hashtag war and clips of the people at the end saying where they are from - to show they have an international presence.
I guess they may not do this, but at least we can have fun dreaming about it.
If Dr. Doofenshmirtz can get on there, so can Rhett and Link!
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Robert: So if I understand you correctly, you're asking for $20 for 1%?
Rhett: That's correct.
Daymond: That's giving your company an evaluation of $2,000.
Link: Yes, we--
Kevin: Ludicrous! You're insane!
Link: Well--
Kevin: There's nothing proprietary about this! What's to stop me from taking 5 millions bucks, hiring two bozos with flippy hair, and making my own Internet show, crushing you like the cockroaches you are?
Rhett & Link: Us! You'll--
Lori: Your two guys won't be them, Kevin! They're already in the space, they're hustling--
Kevin: 6 million subscribers is poo-poo. It's a nothing burger!
Robert: Don't listen to him.
Lori: Kevin!
Kevin: Link. Rhett. Let me help you out here. It is wonderful that you have met me. All roads lead to Mr. Wonderful.
Link: Mark, what are you thinking?
Mark: Just listening.
Kevin: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to license this thing, and you're going to be filthy rich. I'll give you $20 for 50%--
Daymond: (laughing)
Robert: Oh, come on! Kevin!
Lori: Don't you even consider that offer.
Kevin: No, listen to me! I'm the only shark here who cares about you. All these other sharks will sugar-coat it and make a bunch of noise, but when it comes down to it, I'm the only one who's made you an offer.
Lori: (rolls eyes)
Kevin: $2 for 50%, we're 50-50 partners, we license this thing, you guys sit back and watch the money roll in.
Rhett: (looks at Link)
Link: Unfortunately, we're going to have to decline that offer. 50% is just too much equity to give up at this time.
Mark: Good for you!
Robert: Woo!
Kevin: Then throw me a counter!
Rhett: The highest we're willing to go is $2 for 5%.
Kevin: Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. You've made a huge mistake. I'm out.
Link: Ok, well, thank you for your time.
Rhett: Yes, thank you.
Kevin: You're dead to me.
Lori: You made the right choice guys.
Robert: Great presentation.
Thank you so much for writing that! That is hilarious!
That's probably how it would play out, so I guess they don't need to get on there now.
Now you know you're gonna have to do some of your patented UNISEAL animation and put this into a video format for all to enjoy . . . maybe even a musical version . . . otherwise, you're dead to me.
That's a tempting thought! I have several projects in the backlog, but we'll see if this one ever makes it out of the "imagination" stage. Being a big fan of both R&L and Shark Tank, it would be fun.
this one was just too easy . . . presenting the UniShark!
Even I'm almost convinced! Now if I only had the billions of dollars to match.
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