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Really Bad Country Songs
Soooo.... how 'bout those really bad country songs from Thursday night's Kast....
That "Beard Song" was somethin' else, eh?
Well, post 'em here, but make sure they're in poem form.
That "Beard Song" was somethin' else, eh?
Well, post 'em here, but make sure they're in poem form.
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Permalink Reply by Teresa U - Twin Phoenix - TnT on
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Lemme give it a whirl... to the tune of the Beard Song, finishing up the last verse...
We've got a Kommunity
Where you and I can be
Friends and Mythical Beasts at the same time
We can have lots of fun
Posting in the forums
And I can't think of anything else that will rhyme...
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Permalink Reply by Aly And Cate (Two headed AlyCat) on
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I'm gonna try and make it "Country" oriented, VERY Country...
I'm my own Grandpa....Oh wait, that's already a song!
I lost my cat in a tornado
Too bad we live in a trailer park
I wish I could move to orlando.
This country side's always in the dark.....
Really, that's as far as I permit myself to go.
I don't want to get sucked into the vortex!
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Permalink Reply by Jack Stevenson The RowelPyranto on
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My attempt, keeping the hair theme from thursday:
I used to have a pillow, that messed up my hair,
People would ask about it, and I'd say I didn't care,
But the truth is that in the morning it's disgraceful!
Why can't it instead just be facial?
All I seem to grow, is hair on my toes,
And an embarrassing growth, in my nose,
If only I needed to shave! But instead I'm a slave, to my hair!
And I'm telling you now, that I don't think that it's fair!
Now my mustache is weird, why can't it be a beard?
And I all I seem to grow, is peach-fuzz under my nose!
Oh this is song about hair!
The way it treats us men isn't fair!
It will end up falling on our shoulders,
Or getting Grey when we're older,
I find myself getting balder, each time I go outside!
One lady screamed at me, when she noticed my hairless cheeks,
I just thought it was something wrong in her head,
But it turns out, I am the reason that Medusa is dead!
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Permalink Reply by Mel (Salerbatis) on
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A country song really isn't any good without tons of drama...as you can see from my attempt
My tale is not too sad
'cos my life ain't been that bad
I never been divorced or left at the altar
But when I try to sing
of all those good ol' country things
You'll hear that's when I begin to falter
Chorus:
My life ain't stereotypically country
I got a job, good friends and some money
Some might even say I'm quite lucky
It's not the high life, but it's alright
That's my life in good ol' Ypsi-tucky
There's no mobile home in this diddy
I rent an apartment in the city
And my pick-up is a 2-door Ford Focus
I work on the first floor
of a big ol' department store
I got no crops to be eaten by locusts
The dog I don't have has never died
And my cats stay inside
Where the grizzlies and coyotes can't eat 'em
I don't got no kids
And yet even if I did
You can be sure I'd be able to feed 'em
(chorus)
I'm goin' to school
and livin' by the Golden Rule
I treat others the way I'd like to be treat-en
I still got all my teeth
and I'm not crippled by grief
'cos life's trials are meant to be beaten
(chorus)
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Permalink Reply by Chris Johansson (Skoll) on
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Okay so here's mine!
I even took the liberty to even record it and here is the dreadfull resault!
I'm just not cut out for it! xD
Also, sorry for the low volume! > -br /> http://rhettandlink.ning.com/video/country-song
Lyrics:
There's an empty jug apon my shelf i drank it all today
but not even the moon shine can take this pain away
i feel like i could cry for days i don't know what to do
couse the insident last saturday has left me feeling blue
i know its hard to realise how i could be so down
but every time i think of it my smile turns to a frow
now i'm left here all alone, and i'm getting cold
you don't miss something 'till its gone or so the story's told
so please try to come back home again and back into my life
we could sit at home for days, forget about my wife
im sorry for the time that i filled you up with rocks
I really should have hand washed you... my favorit pair of sock
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HAHA!!! That's awesome!!! Love the video!!
Chris Johansson (Skoll) said:Lyrics: There's an empty jug apon my shelf i drank it all today but not even the moon shine can take this pain away
i feel like i could cry for days i don't know what to do
couse the insident last saturday has left me feeling blue
i know its hard to realise how i could be so down
but every time i think of it my smile turns to a frow
now i'm left here all alone, and i'm getting cold
you don't miss something 'till its gone or so the story's told
so please try to come back home again and back into my life
we could sit at home for days, forget about my wife
im sorry for the time that i filled you up with rocks
I really should have hand washed you... my favorit pair of sock
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Thank you!
I'm quite happy with the result!
Teresa U - Twin Phoenix - TnT said:HAHA!!! That's awesome!!! Love the video!!
Chris Johansson (Skoll) said:Lyrics: There's an empty jug apon my shelf i drank it all today but not even the moon shine can take this pain away
i feel like i could cry for days i don't know what to do
couse the insident last saturday has left me feeling blue
i know its hard to realise how i could be so down
but every time i think of it my smile turns to a frow
now i'm left here all alone, and i'm getting cold
you don't miss something 'till its gone or so the story's told
so please try to come back home again and back into my life
we could sit at home for days, forget about my wife
im sorry for the time that i filled you up with rocks
I really should have hand washed you... my favorit pair of sock
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Tragedy, heavy drinking....that is a true country song!
Chris Johansson (Skoll) said:Okay so here's mine!
I even took the liberty to even record it and here is the dreadfull resault!
I'm just not cut out for it! xD
Also, sorry for the low volume! > -br /> http://rhettandlink.ning.com/video/country-song
Lyrics:
There's an empty jug apon my shelf i drank it all today
but not even the moon shine can take this pain away
i feel like i could cry for days i don't know what to do
couse the insident last saturday has left me feeling blue
i know its hard to realise how i could be so down
but every time i think of it my smile turns to a frow
now i'm left here all alone, and i'm getting cold
you don't miss something 'till its gone or so the story's told
so please try to come back home again and back into my life
we could sit at home for days, forget about my wife
im sorry for the time that i filled you up with rocks
I really should have hand washed you... my favorit pair of sock
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Hahaha gotta feel the pain of the man with no socks!
Beware of the sock eating monster in the washing machine! xD
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Permalink Reply by Emily (The Rainbow Squirrel) on
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This is the best i could do...
I wake up on monday, thinking it's thursday
Then i realize it's just monday, then i get depressed.
Because i cant watch the RhettandLinKast
The rest of the week is hard and long
But i can still listen to one of their songs
But it's just not the same as a kast
How long is this week going to last?
I lost my days to the YouTube
Watching Rhett and Link while eating soup
But look at the calender, tomorrow is the day
To watch the RhettandLinKast.... hurray!
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Wow. That was epic!
Jack Stevenson The RowelPyranto said:My attempt, keeping the hair theme from thursday:
I used to have a pillow, that messed up my hair,
People would ask about it, and I'd say I didn't care,
But the truth is that in the morning it's disgraceful!
Why can't it instead just be facial?
All I seem to grow, is hair on my toes,
And an embarrassing growth, in my nose,
If only I needed to shave! But instead I'm a slave, to my hair!
And I'm telling you now, that I don't think that it's fair!
Now my mustache is weird, why can't it be a beard?
And I all I seem to grow, is peach-fuzz under my nose!
Oh this is song about hair!
The way it treats us men isn't fair!
It will end up falling on our shoulders,
Or getting Grey when we're older,
I find myself getting balder, each time I go outside!
One lady screamed at me, when she noticed my hairless cheeks,
I just thought it was something wrong in her head,
But it turns out, I am the reason that Medusa is dead!
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