R&L Swears

This is an attempt at a table of all of the expletives that Rhett & Link have said. I just felt like doing this as I was bored. BYMB!

Sorry if I've stuffed something up like a link or my counting but I'm gonna keep links that people think is swearing (so if you disagree, odds are I probs won't get rid of it)

Some words like "hell" are not going to be included (but they've been said). I don't really count 'piss' as a swear but a lot of people do so

Swears	Rhett	Link
*As and variations**	GMMore, Ear Biscuit, GMMore, If I Were You Podcast, VidCon, Twitter, GMM, GMM, Fuse Lie Detector Test, Thrillist, 2 GMM, Medium, GMMore, 2 GMM, Ear Biscuit 28:00, Game Grumps, GMM (I know he was talking about a donkey but hush), GMM, 3 WIRED, Ear Biscuit (27:17), Ear Biscuits (1:11:09), 2 GMM, Twitter, Ear Biscuits (around 11:40), GMMore, Ear Biscuits (53:07), GMMore	GMM, 2 Ear Biscuit, GMM, (Another) 2 Ear Biscuit, Matthew Santoro, GMM, Ear Biscuit,(48:22), GMM, Ear Biscuits (59:55), , Game Grumps, Hot Ones,LTAT (GMM BTS), WIRED, WIRED, 5 Ear Biscuits (around 23 minutes in), Ear Biscuits (17:05), Ear Biscuits (5:45), Ear Biscuits (1:21:14), 2 GMMore, Ear Biscuits (51:59), Always Open Podcast
*Fck**	Main Channel, Smosh, GMM, 4 social media video, 2 GMM	GMM, Facebook, LTAT (another uncomfirmed)
*Btch**	Not Too Deep, Instagram, GMM, 2 Ear Biscuits (1:09:08), GMM	Ear Biscuit Ear Biscuit (1:05:31), GMMore, 2 Ear Biscuits (58:57)
*Sht**	VidCon, GMMore, GMMore, GMM (in Italian & bleeped but still), 2 Ear Biscuit (at 24:47 & 25:41), 2 GMM, Ear Biscuit (around 1:30:25), Hot Ones, 6 GMM (while wearing the dentist mouth thing but still), WIRED, 3 GMM, GMMore (I think), 6 Ear Biscuits (3:14 - 4:30 and 9:46 and 25:53), LTAT	Vine, GMM, GMM, GMM, Ear Biscuits (at 31:40) Hot Ones, WIRED, GMM, Ear Biscuits (26:40), LTAT, (another uncomfirmed)
*Dammt/Dmn*	YouTube, BTS, Jimmy Fallon, GMM, GMMore,Wired, GMM	Jacksfilms, 2 GMM, 4 Never Not Funny, Jimmy Fallon,, I've given up on including every time they've spoken about when they first met ehh
*Dik**	ERB, GMM	ERB
*Pis Cck*	2 GMM, 3 Ear Biscuit Ear Biscuit, GMM, Ear Biscuit, 2 Ear Biscuit (at around 24:38 & 33:22), 2 Ear Biscuit (5:45 & 6:52) GMM Ear Biscuit (46:40), 4 GMMore, GMMore GMMore	3 GMM, ERB, GMMore, GMMore, Fuse Lie Detector Test ?, Ear Biscuits, GMM, GMMore given up 2 GMMore
*Tt Total per Individual**	GMM GMMore, 5 GMM 112	GMM GMM 68 (71 if unconfirmed true/forgotten are found)
Total	180 (183 if unconfirmed are true/forgotten are found)

Here's one that almost came to be (Link almost said "sh*t" (yet again))

And here's a video where Link says "whore"

Question - what do you think Rhett says here? & here

And what does Link say here?

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Permalink Reply by Grace (Pheasphant) on March 8, 2016 at 3:53pm

Well technically, it was his WIFE that generally told their kids to do that (not to push her into a giant tank of water filled with mutated sharks that have been genetically fused with alligators to create monster Shalligators with razor blades implanted in their jaws for teeth and eat anything near them incredibly slowly and painfully). I was also surprised but then I realised this about Link. And also, I think Link is more prone to spurting out words without thinking.

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Permalink Reply by MothTurtle on March 10, 2016 at 1:58pm

It's okay, as long as you leave the room, she'll escape.

And now I need to watch Life of Brian again.

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Permalink Reply by Millie the Magical Mangatyde on March 15, 2016 at 7:14am

Link says Hell in clown shark if you count that

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Permalink Reply by Grace (Pheasphant) on March 15, 2016 at 3:59pm

I'm probably not going to include "hell". I know that it's been said a few times but it's only been bleeped once (Predictive Text Challenge) and no one in the comments section really complain about it/have a problem with it whereas words like "pi*s" and "damm*t" always get complaints .

Also, that word, along with "fart", was written by them on their desks on the first day of first grade. I think they were the only "bad words "(or some of the only "bad words") they really knew of at that age and both aren't that bad (but "hell" is worse) so again, I'm probably not going to include it